- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

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Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

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