Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

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what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

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Ich bin nicht der Anführer

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guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

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What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

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A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

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A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

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What would Muhammed do?

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

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A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

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why did mad is on home s walk becuaes a isnt a number

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my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

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A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

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why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

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What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

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What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

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How long does it take a person to steal a television? Many variables could determine said ability to successfully steal a television. Such variables depend on sub-variables such as weight of the television, whether the television is a store, an upper-class citizen's home, or in a "ghetto" apartment. A main variable could be the race of the thief in question. African Americans are scientifically more likely to steal a television faster compared to a Caucasian. Yet a downside to being an African American is the fact that they are more likely to be called in for questioning or arrested on the spot at their broken down home. Caucasians are less likely to be questioned and if caught will most likely obtain the proper amount of bribery money in which to pay off the police.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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