How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

France had one revolution

I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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