What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

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pull my finger (farts)

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Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

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I had friends on the Death Star.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

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What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to perform non-voluntary sexual acts against him.

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Continents are large islands.

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A man was walking down the street in the pitch black dark and he looked into a pitch black dark window. What did he see? Pitch black dark people.

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

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What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

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Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

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What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

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What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

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There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

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Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

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A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

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What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

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What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

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Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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