You know what's funny? Rape

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

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Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

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Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

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Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

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Jokes=Funny Anti=Opposite Anti+Joke=Anti Joke Anti Joke= Anti Humour Anti Humour + People= Offensive Jokes Offensive Jokes= Often jokes about women Offensive Jokes=Problems Women=Problems

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whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

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What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

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Pickles

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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

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Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

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jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

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Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

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knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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