- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

Mitt Romney

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

Knock Know! Come in!

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

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