- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

An Aisian failed a test

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

What walks on it's hands My uncle

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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