- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

What's the difference between a raccoon and a bear? One's a raccoon, the other's a bear.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

whats gay and american? a gay american

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

Long joke Your such a downey

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

Maths.

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

John lazzaro likes dick

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

my mind's eye?

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

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