- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

Justin Bieber.

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

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