Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

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How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

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i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

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how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

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Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

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-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

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What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

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How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

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What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

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whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

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Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

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What african eat for christmas Sand.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

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Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

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A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

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poo

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My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

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Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

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Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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