A Man, a chicken and a horse walk in to a bar and sit down at the stools near the jukebox. The jukebox is playing Love Me Tender. The Bartender notices the man pull something from his pocket and hand it to the chicken who takes it in her beak and then turns to the horse and passes it to him. "What'll it be?" says the Bartender. "methamphetamines", says the horse ironically.

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What's worse than a dead baby falling out of a tree? Two dead babies stapled together falling out of a tree.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

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What is the difference between Madeleine McCan and a toaster? A toaster wasn't raped and murdered.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas ? cancer

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Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

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How many omish people did it take to screw in a lightbulb.

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roses are red violets are indigo

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Who is John Galt?

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

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How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

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Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

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What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

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a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

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What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

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A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

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When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

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what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

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A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

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Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

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whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

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