why did the baby fall out of the crib? it was dead

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

Why did Timmy start a fire? Because Timmy was a derranged phycopath

A black man breaks into a car, he doesn't steal anything because that would a violation of the car owner's privacy.

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

Two apples are hanging from a tree. They are both picked, sold, taken home, washed, and enjoyed by a family of three.

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Get up Look in the mirror

ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

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everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

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