why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

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Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

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How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

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What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

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Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

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Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

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Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

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What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

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Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

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Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's genitals to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

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So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

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