What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

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why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

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