What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

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How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

Q: Why is 8 afraid of 9? A:Because 9 killed 8's family

sorry son your nanas been put down

What did the dog say to the other dog? Ruff, hi, ruff ruff, we are both dogs ruff ruff, ruff ruff, ruff!!

2 boy once went to a party. One boy dared the other to suck all the helium out of a balloon. Today this boy is know as Justin Bieber

There are two muffins in an oven neither can say anything at the moment, however, because both are in excruciating pain.

Teacher: which vegetable makes your eyes water? Student: Any vegetable. Teacher: How? Student: Just rub any vegetable in your eyes and see what happens.

What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

*Knock Knock* Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

Take part of what?

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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