Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

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Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

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what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

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What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

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Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

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Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

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Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally had a burning hatred for dairy products.

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your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

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Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

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Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

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What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

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the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

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Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

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How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

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My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

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How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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