Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

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why was the boy crying he had cancer

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

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how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

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What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

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What if there were no hypothetical questions?

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Whats fat and gay joe diragi

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I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

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Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

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Whats worse than forgetting some thing at the supermarket? your nuts being nail gunned to the wall.

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What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

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Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

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What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

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How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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