Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock! Who's there? *Definitely not Lisa.

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

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