- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

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Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

You can lead a horse to water, and you can pick your friends, but you can't sneeze with your eyes open.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

He walked in a bar

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

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