- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

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