a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

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Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

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What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

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what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

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Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

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what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

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Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

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What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

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Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

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Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

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What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

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What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

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What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

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Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

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what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

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Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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