- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

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