How do you wake up a black man? You stab him in the thigh.

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A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

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Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

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Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

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SUCK MY NUTS

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What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

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Steve Jobs is alive.

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"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

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A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

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Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

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what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

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What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

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Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

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What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

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Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

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You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

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Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

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Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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