- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

What walks on it's hands My uncle

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

An Aisian failed a test

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

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