- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

every knight i see an owl at window

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

You know what's funny? Rape

why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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