What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

Why are trees green? I have no idea

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

You had better thumbs up this post.

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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