- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

Q: When you have alot of hair, what are you? A: Obease

A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

What is an antijoke? Not Knock

I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

A young boy recently saved a priests life. He found a solid lump on his testicle.

Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

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