- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

Anti-jokes are funny.

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

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