- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

Urban ghettos

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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