- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

mitchell palmer sucks

Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? They do. In fact, seagulls can be found near almost any body of water.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Cuz she had no arms! B I T C H

What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing because he was black

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because six is a numerophobe.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

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