Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

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why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

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GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

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What's red, white, and blue? light purple

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What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

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so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

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So you have been really stressed lately huh?

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What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

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Yo mama so poor, she can't afford luxuries

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Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

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I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

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Rivals? Someone from the past? Erron, who is "WE"! Tell me now!

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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house Purple because ice cream dosnt have bones

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Why did Zayne have no friends? Because he is retarded.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

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What happens when u poke a ghost that is standing on the edge of a building? Ghost aren't real so therefor u will fall of the edge and die

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How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

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Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

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If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

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why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

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What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

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A Horse walks into a Bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The Horse had cancer.

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knok knok whos there know one cares your gay

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What's worse than tripping over a tree root? The destruction of the ancient city of Pompeii in A.D. 79. Though tripping over a tree root may hurt and result in the victim bleeding profusely, we live in the 21st century and at any time can call a doctor using a cellular device called a phone. In A.D. 79, no technology in this category existed. People were overpowered by the rage of a mountain that they believed was a sign of the wrath of the heavens. People had to flee the city and a majority of them we killed by either inhaling to much smoke or other causes. This continued for over 18 hours. Therefore, the destruction of Pompeii is far worse than tripping over a tree root.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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