- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? Cindy your neighbor. I was wondering if I could borrow some milk, I ran out.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? A Ferrari was never alive.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Whats the difference in car and a bicycle? One has an engine and drivetrain designed to run on gas and the other is powered by your output of work

what's funny about war? nothing!

why didnt the whiteperson sit down at obama's election? because he had hemorrhoids

Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

Why were there bones on the moon? The cow diden't make it.

A dyslectic man walks into a bra. It was dark and he didn't see the laundry his wife hanged on the clothes line.

What do you call a fly without wings? A rather unfortunate physical disability

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon

What do you do if your batteries die and you have none left? Go to your nearest battery selling retail store and buy some more.

hey i just met you and this is crazy i just had bath salts your face looks tasty!

Did you hear about the Dislexic Devil worshipers? They sold their soul to Santa.

WHAT DO YOU CALL SOMEONE HAVING A MYOCARDIAL INFARCTION? Dead

What did Newton say to Einstein? Nothing, Newton was dead before Einstein's birth.

What's worse than having to tie one of your shoelaces after walking 5 miles? Getting a 56 year old mixture of blood, urine and sperm injected in your asshole.

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

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