- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

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why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

What's red and a cow? Red cow

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

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A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

I once did something.

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

It was a beautiful day. Face.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

Pickles are powerful

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

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