Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

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A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

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Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

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What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

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CFL

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Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

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whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

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So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

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ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

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IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

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Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

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Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

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Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

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Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

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How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

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Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

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What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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