- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

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