- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

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