- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

what did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? nothing because they were both cupcakes.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Interrupting kid with ADHD" I did not respond, as I knew he would interrupt me before I was able to finish the sentence.

A car walks into a bar.

say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

FUCK THE JEWS

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It's an obscure number you've probably never heard of.

When I find out where you live I'm going to burn down your house, kill your family, and while your crying in you demise I am going to slit your throat.

What has 4 legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you a pool table

People who find just saying 69 is the funniest thing ever.

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