- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

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