- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Whats worst than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worst than a pile of dead babies? One live baby under the pile of dead babies.

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

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