- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

I've never seen your mother, so I won't make any vile suggestions concerning her weight.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

what did the horse say to the other horse Neigh

neil likes pube toast

What do you get when you cross a vampire and Adolf Hitler? A socially unacceptable and awkward hybrid of two unrelated, technically dead things.

Where would you be unlikely to find a polar bear? In a courtroom.

What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

which one is easiest

What are the two sexiest farm animals? Consider that we are humans we shouldn't find any sex appeal in animals but if i had to guess I would say Brown Chicka Brown Cow

Knock knock Who's there No one. The house has been vacant for years.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

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