There was once a man with a penis so huge, his girlfriend liked their sexual experiences very much. A year later they got married and had kids, however the man got fired from his accounting job and it all went downhill.

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A horse walks into a bar. He called him Arthur. Those are two sentences.

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Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

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what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

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her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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What's better than singing in the rain? Singing in a Pitt of fire. Oh wait that would be way worse than singing in the rain

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What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

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why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

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What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

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Llamaworm

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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Sometimes i'm hungry.

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What does a cow do at McDonald's? He is eaten by obese people.

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yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

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how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

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Why did the woman pay $5,000 for a gallon of milk? She didn't. She paid $2.99.

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Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

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PhilosopherCon: "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?"

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"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

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what is the biggest lie in the whole world? -please drink responsibly

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Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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