- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a grocery store. As they walk past the meat section, the Priest stops, smiles, and turns to the Rabbi. "Feeling Hungry?" The Rabbi reaches down and picks up a pack of Koscher hotdogs.

What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

Nice legs....What time do they open?

( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

Why was the mother crying Her son was killed by a meteor

When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

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