- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

so a baby seal walks into a club...

What's the difference between your mom and a toaster? A toaster won't period in your cereal bowl.

A three legged dog walks into the bar and says, " I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw." The bartender replies, "Your father was an honorable man, and I wish I could help."

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Nice legs....What time do they open?

What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

what did the pregnant mexiCAN woMAN say while she was giving birth? A LOT of curse words

Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

In Soviet Russia its very cold

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

A fairly-priced Apple computer.

A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

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What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

Whats round, hard, and full of seaman? Well in the context I'm using it in, a submarine, but too the inappropriate mind when spoken out loud, could be registered as the homophone of seaman, semen, which would then lead you too think of male genitalia.

A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

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