there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

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Whats 9 + 10 19

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Chuck Norris can watch TV.

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Have you heard of Helen Keller's dog? No. Neither has she

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Why did the white man accuse the black man of stealing his wallet? Because they were the only two men in the room at the time of the theft

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What's green and has 4 wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

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A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

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A horse walks into a bar... Horses are not indigenous to China.

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what looks like a banana, smells like like a banana, but isn't a banana? a fake banana

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This comment is anti to jokes.

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a. why? b. because I wanted

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you say "ask me if im a tree" he says "r u a tree?" you say"no..." then just stare at them

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Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Just open the damn door

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Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

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I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

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So a priest and an atheist sit next to eachother train After talking to eachother for a short period of time, the priest discovers the other man's beliefs and procededs to spend the rest of the ride trying to convert the atheist. Incredibly irritated the atheist gets off the train a stop early to escape the tirade. The next day the atheist sees on tv that the train crashed right after getting off, and the priest is listed amongst the people killed in the accident. He is ecstatic, and says to himself "ha, proof of divine retribution," but then he feels confused because he realizes he doesn't believe in a god...

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A: Knock knock B: "NOOOO" A: *Comes in, sees masturbating son*

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

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A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

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