a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

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Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

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i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

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Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

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What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

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Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

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Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

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You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

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What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

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What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

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What did the cow say to the horse? Mooo

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? An ak-47

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Where do you study to get a good education? A library, at home, or at another quiet location where it is easy to concentrate.

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Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

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Person #1: Hello captain obvious. Person #2: Hello.

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A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

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Roses are red violet are blue i saw a machine and it was ps2

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Why was Six afraid of Seven. Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Why did the man die? He was old.

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Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

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a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

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knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

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