- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

Do Your Homework: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Get An Award At School: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Figure How To Adjust The Zoom On Your Computer: Mum & Dad - WOW HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH, YOU'RE SO CLEVER, WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS?! Typical ...

Why is Helen Keller Blind and Deaf? Because she can't drive!... oh no wait I screwed that up.

Why did the horse stop running? His master beat him to death.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

Jack and jill went up a hill to get some water. Jack fell down, twisted his ankle, and continued to roll. He broke his spine and collar bone and he was later taken to the hospital. Later that night he died because the doctors couldn't do anything. Jill then killed herself in mourning.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse becomes depressed. He didn't ask to look like this. He drinks himself into a stupor, and then crashes into another car on the highway on the way home, killing a family of five. The horse is now in jail for life.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

sex with dead people. they can't say no;)

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??