oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

did you stub your toe?

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

Beka has AIDS

Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

women's rights.

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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