- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

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