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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

What is Soulja Boy's favorite letter? I don't know. You go ask him.

the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

Yo mums so fat she went on a diet.

ADAM FANTUZZI SUCKS KIRANS BALL SACK

What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

Why did the black man go to the store? To get milk and eggs because he was running out of those items

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

Why didn't the Mexican have a job? Because stereotypes made employers unjustly reluctant to hire a hard-working, competent man.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off, how is he? Well you see, the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off...He's dead. I..um..he's straight up dead. I'm sorry, I don't know what to tell ya.

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