- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a man walks into a bar, right?

What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

the WNBA.

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

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