- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

Q: When you have alot of hair, what are you? A: Obease

Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

What is an antijoke? Not Knock

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

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