The body system was looking for a leader!? Heart - I am because I circulate the blood Brain - I should be because I control the body Liver - I should because I feed Anus - No, I am All laugh The anus held closed for seven days. The liver exploded the brain stewed and the heart stopped beating. Anus - Now, what am I?!

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A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

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yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

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A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

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What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

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How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

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What happens to the blond when she reaches the top of the stairs She falls down them

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Why was the black man crying? His wife left him, took his children, and most of his possessions in the divorce.

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Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

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why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Hollocaust. What's worse than the Hollocaust? 3 bee stings.

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NO! Nero created the MULTIVERSE During the sixth day... And on the seventh... He did not get any sleep or rest either...¨ SO THE GREAT EXPLOSION OF ENDORPHIN'S WAS CREATED AND IT WAS GOOD! Moral:"Seriously, get lost, only the trio of the Gods Me,Myself, and I, are worthy of this tribulation!

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Q: When birds fly in a "V", why is one side always longer? A: There is one extra bird on that side

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There was an American, Mexican, and a Chineese man, they were all on a plane about to crash. They all threw off the plane somthing they had a lot of in their country before they died. the mexican sacraficed tacos. the chineese sacraficed noodles. and the american picked up the mexican and chineese and was about to throw them off beacause he had too many of them in their country but then he came to relization that a community with biodiversity is an important factor in life today. i mean, someones gonna have to mow the lawn?

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What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

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Why was Hellen Keller afraid to answer the phone? This situation is impossible because Hellen suffered from scarlet fever, therefore she could not see or hear the phone.

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What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

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roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

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What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

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Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

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What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

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How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

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Knock knock who's there I killed your family

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