yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

whats gay and american? a gay american

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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mitchell palmer sucks

Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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