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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

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There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

hello juliano and guss. having fun?

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

what do you call a young man? a little boy

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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