- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

BIM slowly fucks old women in the dark so they think its rape then he slips his hand up there ass and rips out there heart

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

knock knock who's there? hope

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

Q: What is better than sex? A: A relationship where you can be completely intimate with your partner

Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after. They both died of blood loss.

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

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