- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

What african eat for christmas Sand.

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

Neither did she.

Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

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