What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

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What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

What do you get when you cross batman and superman? One egotesticul idiot SOB aka mofo ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Why did the woman pay $5,000 for a gallon of milk? She didn't. She paid $2.99.

What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

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Women can vote? wtf

How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

What does Malcolm X think about when hes horny? Sex!

What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

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How do you starve a Somalian? Too late.

why did the walrus sex with the jew because 911 created a sexual falafel

There is an elephant, a zebra, a lion, and a black man. The black man is enjoying his visit to the zoo.

Why wasn't the Asian at work? Because the sweat shop was closed on Sundays...

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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