What do you call a woman with one leg? I don't know. I am not in the position, currently, of knowing anyone who finds themselves in such an unfortunate condition.

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why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't he got ran over half way.

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Guess what day it is!!! Sunday? Monday? Tuesday? Wednesday? Thursday? Friday? Saturday? IT'S HUMPDAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

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Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

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whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

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Question: So, what do you get if you put a live dog, a dead cat, some sugarcubes, and your sisters panties (HORMONES OKAY? EVERYBODY KNOWS HORMONES EQUALS SPICE! Or something anyways...) In a blender until its all red and squishy? The hell I know, but put some Redbull in it, and its fucking delicious!

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Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

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What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

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What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

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why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

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Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

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Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

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A man walks into a sofa. BANG

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Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

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What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

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kk

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I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

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Penis

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Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

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A cat playing laser tag.

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What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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