What do u call a muslim A infection to America

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

Julian Ha.

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 *crickets*

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

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