- Anti Joke

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

Why did a black person get gingivitis? He repeatedly didn't brush which caused both dental plaque and tartar getting filled with harmful bacteria, and if they aren't removed from teeth, they will begin to irritate the gums and cause gingivitis.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

what did batman say to robin to tell him to get in the car? get in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

What does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? Ow

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick