Whats bloody and is dead. My son.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

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My girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't affect our sex life. She may be right, but I'd prefer it if she didn't have one.

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Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

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why did the girl fall of the swing someone threw a refrigerator at her

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

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What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

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Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

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What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

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your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

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A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

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How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

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the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

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Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

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How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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