- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

A man and a hobo meet on a narrow path. What does the hobo do? Finds the mans wife and impregnateds her, aborts the baby, takes dead fetus chops it up and makes the man eat it in a salad. While the man is chocking he shotes him and walks on.

why girl die cancer

knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

What's red and a cow? Red cow

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

The cream, it is coming

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

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