- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

FUCK THE JEWS

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Interrupting kid with ADHD" I did not respond, as I knew he would interrupt me before I was able to finish the sentence.

A car walks into a bar.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

what did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? nothing because they were both cupcakes.

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