- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

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