- Anti Joke

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

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My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.