- Anti Joke

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.