Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

Knock Know! Come in!

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

Why are trees green? I have no idea

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

You had better thumbs up this post.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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