- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

What are annoying? Ads.

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

Tall asians

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

Your boat breaks down on the highway. How many squirrels does it take to eat a bannana? Squirrels do not eat bannanas but it would probably take a monkey 1.5 milliseconds.

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