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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

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What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

ur an fagit

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

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