A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

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What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

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Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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You want to hear a joke? Republican

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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Knock knock Who's there? Benjamin Benjamin who? Benjamin Dover Ben! I'm so glad you're home the kids have missed you so much!

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Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

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Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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What's worse than HIV? AIDS -Bob Bobby

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Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

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What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

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Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

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why did the walrus sex with the jew because 911 created a sexual falafel

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My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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wht does a blonde do with a box of crayons? eat a taco.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings,whats worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust?.. 3 bee stings

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Why did the fat Jew cross the road? To go to the bicycle shop to fix his puncture

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