- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

A seal walks into a club.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

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