- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

An Aisian failed a test

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

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