- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

What did you get for your birthday? I got older

What did the fish say after he

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

what to call someone thats gay zak

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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