Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

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Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

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Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

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Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

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What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

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What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

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Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

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what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

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Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

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why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

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What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

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nothing

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

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The WNBA.

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Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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Lil Wayne's rapping career

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You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

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do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

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Every human being has some kind of penis <3

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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