- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

Long joke Your such a downey

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

John lazzaro likes dick

my mind's eye?

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

Maths.

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

Q: Why didn't Jack go up the hill? A: He had prior engagements.

Did you hear about the Polish submarine? It was one of five in the Polish Navy.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

What's the difference between a raccoon and a bear? One's a raccoon, the other's a bear.

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