a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

What do you call an amazing person Good

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! *gives offended look and walks away*

Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

Black people having a Job.

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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