- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

the NAACP

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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