Get up Look in the mirror

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

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What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

Two apples are hanging from a tree. They are both picked, sold, taken home, washed, and enjoyed by a family of three.

Ms Leong Sux

Julian Ha.

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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