- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

what does a granny look best in? 1950

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? A sandwich doesn't scream when I put my salami in it.

That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

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Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

What do you call a man that paints on a his face and wears big shoes? Lady Gaga.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

on a scale from a banana to a pound coin - how much do you like the works of antonio vivaldi?

Roses are red Violets are blue I like to slap hookers

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