An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

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Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

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YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

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A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

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What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

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Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

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Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

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A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

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A Chinese man and an american lived together. The Chinese man said to the american man, "I'm going to walk the dog." The American said "OK." Later that night they were eating dinner. The American said to the Chinese man, "I don't think that I've had this meat before. What is it?" The Chinese man replied, "The dog." The American, surprised, spewed out the food he was eating. "THE DOG!?" he yelled, shocked. The Chinese man replied, "Yes, I TOLD you I was going to wok the dog!"

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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If two blondes had a kid it would probably be a blonde because two recessive chromosomes have a higher chance of showing than one dominant gene.

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The t rex said to the textbook ............. Im not going to read you

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What do you get when you put a pig in an oven? A dead pig.

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What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

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why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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