- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing because he was black

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Cuz she had no arms! B I T C H

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because six is a numerophobe.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

Ich bin nicht der Anführer

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

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