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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

What did the rapist say before the little girl got in the van? Get in the van

Roses are red, Violets are purple not f**cking blue!

Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

Knock! Knock! "It's open!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? An even better question is why are the chicken morals being questioned every time it feels like doing something.

What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

Buzi vagy!

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

poop nuff said

Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

What did the dyslexic say to the nun? When I write, I typically misplace letters in words.

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

A Horse walks into a Bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The Horse had cancer.

A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

How are jello and frankenstein alike? Both green, both alive, and bill cosby didn't make me want either.

What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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