- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

being sober in a bar fight

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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