- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

I once saw a picture of a man who was bloodily murdered with his testicles replacing his eyes. then i had a nightmare, that was completely unrelated

How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I am a dog.

Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

Why did the 100 year old man die? He was really old and his heart stopped beating after his BLT.

Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

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