- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. giggle

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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