- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

what to call someone thats gay zak

What did you get for your birthday? I got older

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

What did the fish say after he

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

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When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

what do trees like to drink? r o o t b e a r

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