- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

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