- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

why did the man die? he had cancer

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

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A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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