Today i saw 2 midgets walking.........now there hanging together.....in a tree.....by there necks,,,,...............I f***n hate midgets

what did the bot get for his birthday? .. men!

What is the difference between Madeleine McCan and a toaster? A toaster wasn't raped and murdered.

Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

Who is John Galt?

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

roses are red violets are indigo

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

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