- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

thomas!!!!

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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