- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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someone jumped off a bridge he died

What happened to the homosexual jiggalo? He ended up getting aids from having anal sex with various men which is not the best idea because the anus where poop comes from.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

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