- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

What do u call a muslim A infection to America

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

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