What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

Guess what What

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

There is something fishy about.... the fish curry at home

A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet, so he/she can put it down.

Yo mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl! I'm sorry,that was just really rude of me. I've been talking to my therapist and I think this insolent behavior came from my dad. I always wanted his approval but he always liked my brother more and blah blah yak yak.....

Why is Brendan stupid. Because he's mentally retarded due to the fact he was dropped as a chil.d

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor, You've been diagnosed with venereal disease.

What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

why did the man get a divorce? Because his wife had an affair.

Yo mama's so fat she needed a toilet that had a bigger seat (just like me)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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