- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

What's red and a cow? Red cow

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

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