What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

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what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

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Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

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I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

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So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

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What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

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Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

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What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

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what is racecar backwards in reverse

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What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

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wanna here a joke? you.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

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Good job, son.

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this last joke was a correction to the other one

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