- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

Guest what? Dog

What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

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