Woman's Rights

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

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A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

destiny

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

Gay republicans

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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