- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

world peace

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

why girl die cancer

What did the doctor say to the morbidly obese man? "You should get on a diet. It's a surprise you're even alive for so long with such a bad heart" The next day the man dies while eating celery.

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